that-nerd-next-door:

any salad can be a caeser salad if you stab it hard enough

Today, I was wearing a floor length skirt. There's this fantastic girl in my 3rd grade class who is Egyptian, and wears a hijab and a long skirt everyday. There are a few other Muslim kids, but most of the girls don't dress like that. She is the only one in her class who wears it every day.
Girl: I like your skirt!
Me: Thank you!
Girl: I'm surprised that you are wearing a long skirt.
Me: ... Why?
Girl: Because you are cool. And long skirts are weird. The other kids call me weird for wearing a long skirt every day.
Me: I don't think long skirts are weird. I think they are cool. And pretty. And fancy.
Girl: (turns to the class and yells) EVERYBODY! I'M NOT WEIRD, I'M FANCY!

flamerainscorpion:

for those of us who will not get the chance to see colin live at the tempest either during or after his performance, here is his autograph that you can put on your blog to make it a little less sad

wsswatson:

skygosh:

wsswatson:

i feel like i’d enjoy being an assassin if it didn’t involve killing people

what if instead of killing people you got hired to just ruin their day.  like the mafia or someone paid you to park behind someone’s car so they can’t back out of a spot when they’re in a rush in the morning and you make them late for work.

i would enjoy that immensely

there is a long list of people that i would gladly do that to without payment

justdilla:

Bless whoever made this.

jaclcfrost:

someonemayhavejust:

jaclcfrost:

sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]

SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]

this is

more than i bargained for

everybodyilovedies:

CHRIS EVANS. ICE BUCKET. WATCH IT. WATCH IT NOW.

Matt Smith does the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

How sexy is your name?

zodiaccity:

Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =) 

- Under 60 points= NOT TOO SEXY
- Between 61-300 points= PRETTY SEXY
- Between 301-599 points= VERY SEXY
- Over 600= THE ULTIMATE SEXIEST

  • A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12
  • G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25
  • N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405
  • U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23

Don’t forget to add your name and your total!!!

justlookatthosesausages:

eldiablocabra:

i-wanna-build-a-sn0wman:

flawlessspecter:

hiccuptherunt:

sakurasunshine:

keep-calm-and-disney-on:

HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH

Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”

Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.

Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.

2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS

if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently

HEY WHATS UP?! WANNA BANG??!!

HERC SON I KNOW YOU’RE SUPER STRONG WHAT’S WRONG

thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

cyd-the-cynical:

geekishchic:

He’s looking right at me and I’m emotional right now and need a moment

gotta reblog. always. over 900 years of time and space. never met anyone who wasn’t important.

It was a beautiful few days on a lovely set, with lovely people and we got to watch Ben do a monologue… We were just playing games between takes while he was having a nervous breakdown. —Martin Freeman - on filming the best man speech (x)